Just to lighten the mood a bit..
First day back at school in Birmingham , ENGLAND.
The new teacher began calling out the names of the pupils :
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri ?" - "Here"
"Achmed El Kabul ?" - "Here"
"Fatima Al Hayek ? " - "Here"
"Ali Abdul Olmi ?" - "Here"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir ?" - "Here"
"Ali Son al En", silence in the classroom.
"Ali Son al En" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room .
The teacher repeated the call. A girl stood up and said,
"Sorry, teacher. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen
Not an English teacher by any chance !!